one time my dad tripped over some ice and was like ‘this is JUST like the titanic’
is this the same dad that once called you dad
no, that was a different dad. i have thousands of dads that ive synthesised in my home lab in the basement. speaking of that, the three armed one just got out again god damnit
the degenerates who put their dishes in the dishwasher without scrubbing off the crusty shit are disgusting and untrustworthy and i am never eating at your house
yeah lemme just Wash my Dishes before i put them in the DishWasher that makes sense
if you don’t clean off the real bad crusty bits the dishwasher can’t clean em right its a collaborative effort
fuck outta here wwith your weak ass dishwasher
oh check mr fancy here and his fukkin power washer better be careful that thing doesn’t blast the decorations off your fukkin china if its so good
